I used the style of Fyodor Dostoyevsky to rant about my life as a single male. Here is an excerpt from what I have so far.
"What
was I doing wrong? I assure you I have never done anything to any of these
beautiful girls from the past. I have treated them like a princess, yet I still
get trampled on like a Persian rug, just less valuable. I bought roses, cards,
and chocolate, but no matter what I try, I still get the same monotonous
response that absolutely destroys my self-worth. Ladies and Gentlemen, as you
might have already guessed I have been rejected in many different ways. One time a girl I was close with came out as a lesbian when I asked her to formal. I repeat, she
came out of the closet when I asked
her to formal. I am 95% sure she came
out at that moment just to avoid going to formal with me, which is fine because
I don’t need such a selfish shrew in my life anyways. I realized that other
guys are more successful in their conquest for formal date. I must admit though, I am jealous."
Want more? Coming soon!
Albert, I can honestly sense the style of Dostoyevsky in your writing. This is really good and I can paint a picture of what you're talking about in my head when I read it. I didn't know about the girl who came out of the closet when you asked her to formal, but like you said, there are better girls out there! Good Job!
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ReplyDeleteI always enjoy reading your pieces of writing as they always say something I never expect. Keep up your creativity as it certainly keeps me entertained, and probably does the same to others. Good job, and I can't wait to read more.
ReplyDeleteWait you wrote that? I could have sworn it was an excerpt from the book. I have to admit I didn't expect this kind of writing from you but I am glad to see you express yourself in this way. Great job, and I can't wait to read more.
ReplyDeleteThis is a really awesome Albert. It is so cool that you can be real and feel comfortable sharing that to your audience. Keep up the woodwork Albertsons:)
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